How Many Government Employees Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Monday, December 8th, 2008About 2.5 million, according to Obama’s economic recovery plan. And the joke is on you, the American tax payer, because you’ll be footing the bill.
OK, sure, switching to energy efficient light bulbs is a fundamentally sound idea. The problem is that Obama mentioned this as one of the top three ways that jobs will be created through his recovery plan. There just aren’t that many light bulbs to replace! Furthermore, many government facilities have already upgraded to energy efficient utilities because it’s such an obvious way to cut costs. That’s right, it’s already been done!
This aspect of the recovery plan is possibly the most short-sighted solution to unemployment ever proposed. In less than six months, light bulb changers across America will be left in the dark again, wondering why they don’t have a job. Unless of course, Obama comes up with another bright idea - perhaps they could rake leaves in our national forests.
Unfortunately, the recovery plan doesn’t get much better than this. The next component of Obama’s plan grants “use-it-or-lose-it” appropriations to states and municipalities. This means that local governments will be spending tax dollars on things that they don’t really need just so they don’t lose the “free” money. Didn’t Obama once say he wanted to cut wasteful spending? Well, now you can expect to see even more extravagant pork barrel bills go through as we pave our streets with gold.
The third component of the recovery includes putting new computers in our schools. Again, new computers would be nice but it doesn’t solve the problem at hand! How many steps are involved in setting up a computer, maybe three? And it doesn’t exactly require a computer science degree to install Math Blasters. Purchasing the computers will cost 100 times more than the labor, and most computer components are manufactured overseas. We could probably create more jobs by simply shipping boatloads of cash to Asia.
