Glamour Shots Cause Terror Scare

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Yesterday your tax dollars were hard at work.

Air Force One roared directly over New York City, followed closely by an F-16 fighter jet. Apparently Obama needed some new pictures for his website. The photo op caused widespread panic because the low-flying planes looked like a terrorist attack. The planes made several passes right by 9/11 Ground Zero.

The photo shoot wasn’t announced in advance and many office buildings in NYC were evacuated. Mayor Bloomberg said he is “furious,” citing that the event was ill-conceived and insensitive, and a waste of taxpayer money.

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What was the carbon footprint of this photo shoot? Well the 747 gets almost 0.2 miles to the gallon while the F-16 uses more than 25 gallons a minute. I’d estimate about 5,000 gallons of fuel consumed just for these two crafts alone during the shoot. Obama’s rock star mentality is getting old.

Why didn’t the White House issue a press release in advance? We may never know. Incompetent press secretary Robert Gibbs couldn’t answer any questions. He said he doesn’t have time to keep track of stuff like this.

Why did it have to occur over ground zero? Well they wanted a shot of Air Force One by the Statue of Liberty. And apparently they haven’t heard of this new technology called Photoshop. It’s pretty cool.


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Update: Apparently the Feds actually thought this would cause a panic and proceeded anyway.


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14 Responses to “Glamour Shots Cause Terror Scare”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    You forgot to read the “do as I say, not as I do” clause of carbon emissions cap and trade.

  2. anonymous Says:

    This article speaks volumes about how incompetent government is. The feds knew that the photo-op would cause a huge panic, and did it anyway. Obama claims he didn’t know. The mayor’s aide never informed Bloomberg of the fly-over. Should our government officials really get off easily by saying they aren’t informed? And seriously, how many times can Obama claim he was ignorant before people start realizing he has no control over the institution that we entrusted him to run?

    http://wcbstv.com/topstories/air.force.one.2.996457.html

  3. Admin Says:

    Ha, thanks for the link. I can’t believe they actually realized how much panic it would cause and then continued anyway.

  4. Walt Says:

    Ok, I’m gonna come out and say it. Bottom line, that dude is a straight-up dumbass.

  5. Admin Says:

    Agreed, Walt. At least the White House issued a halfhearted apology after Obama scolded them. But I have a hard time believing that the military really wanted these photos for their own scrapbook. They have cooler stuff to play with.

  6. Anon Says:

    So much for accountability.

  7. Anonymous Says:

    After all the trouble they went through Obama’s not releasing the photos :0

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/05052009/news/regionalnews/phantom_air_farce_pictures_167671.htm

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